The Brass Teapot

Juno Temple

Alice

Michael Angarano

John

Alexis Bledel

Payton

Billy Magnussen

Arnie

Alia Shawkat

Louise

Bobby Moynihan

Chuck

Steve Park

Dr. Ling

Ben Rappaport

Ricky

Lucy Walters

Mary

Jack McBrayer

Joe

Debra Monk

Trudy

Michael Delaney

Mr. Tutor

Tara Copeland

Mrs. Tutor

Thomas Middleditch

Gilad

Bob McClure

Yoel

Rebecca Darke

Mollia

Ian Scott McGregor

Interviewer

Travis Myers

Bartender

Matt Walsh

Antique Dealer

Danielle Kotch

Eight Year Old

M.K. Walsh

Female Reporter

Claudia Mason

Donna

Cristin Milioti

Brandi

Roland J. Walton

BMW Dealer

Christopher Maggi

Antiques Roadshow Attendee 1

Matthew Backer

Antiques Roadshow Attendee 2

Yuen Byun

Waxer

Adam Files

Mr. Tutor's Lover

Kirk Roos

Highway Patrolman

Christopher Jon Gombos

Cowboy (uncredited)

William Todd Levinson

Reception Attendee (uncredited)

Harry L. Seddon

Antique Collector (uncredited)