Back By Midnight

Rodney Dangerfield

Jake Puloski

Randy Quaid

Eli Rockwood

Kirstie Alley

Gloria Beaumont

Paul Rodríguez

Next Week

Ed Begley Jr.

Robert Wade

Gilbert Gottfried

Security Guard

Lisa Arturo

Candy

Louie Anderson

Game Show Host

Michael Bolton

Himself

Tony Cox

Smitty

Nell Carter

Waitress

Blake Clark

Farmer

Leo Rossi

Rusty

Yeardley Smith

Veronica

Kevin West

Lance

Harland Williams

Sheriff Hubbard

Joey Diaz

Jojo

Jeff Altman

Doctor

Diannah Bays

Party Girl

Roger Behr

Guard #1

Marty Belafsky

Jerk Off

Anne Bellamy

Mabel

P. Daddy Cohen

Strip Club Patron

Rick Ducommun

Wilson

Carmen Filpi

Herbert

Jsu Garcia

Carlos

Rance Howard

Priest

Ron Jeremy

Man with Ears Wife

Charles T. Kanganis

Gate Guard

Phil LaMarr

Mile Away

Sam Lloyd

Deputy

Bob Marley

Guard #2

Laura McCoy Basil

Female Contestant

Joe Nipote

Ears

Harris Peet

Guard #3

Michelle Ruben

Masseuse

Olivia Summers

Debbi

Joe Tamaska

Inmate #1

Dave Tyree

Salesman

Morgan Reese

Little girl in department store

Troy Aguayo

Inmate (uncredited)

Paul R. Ambrose

Inmate in Yard and Dance (uncredited)

Keith Biondi

Band Member (uncredited)

Neil Brown Jr.

Inmate #3 (uncredited)

Kelly Fire

Stripper (uncredited)

Chantz Fortune

Stripper (uncredited)

Sean T. James

Prison Guard (uncredited)

Lance Lanfear

Texas Ranger (uncredited)

Eric Marinho

Inmate (uncredited)

Mighty Mike Murga

Muscle Inmate (uncredited)