Getting Any?

Dankan

Asao

Moeko Ezawa

Asao's Wife

Hakuryu

Audition Judge

Hideo Higashikokubaru

Doctor

Akiji Kobayashi

Chief of World Defence Force

Guadalcanal Taka

Pilot

Tokie Hidari

Asao's Mother

Tetsuya Yuuki

Head Yakuza 1

Yuuji Minakata

Head Yakuza 2

Ren Osugi

Head Yakuza 3

Makoto Tsugawa

Man at Bus Stop

Susumu Terajima

Injured Yakuza

Takeshi Kitano

Scientist

Makoto Ashikawa

Scientist's Assistant

Yojin Hino

Car Dealership Manager

Masumi Okada

Russian Actor

Masahiko Sakata

Second Actor

Tetsuya Yūki

Boss

Kanji Tsuda

Earth Defense Force Member

Yoneko Matsukane

Salaryman's Wife

Akira Kubo

Bank Manager

Koichi Ueda

Zatoichi's Director

Hitoshi Takagi

Actor in Zatoichi

Sujitarô Tamabukuro

Kidney Transplant Child

Misayo Haruki

Asao's Younger Sister

Yûrei Yanagi

Lupin

Hiroo Oikawa

Office Worker

Hakase Suidobashi

AV Assistant Director

Eiji Minakata

Opposing Boss

Ryushi Mizukami

Thug

Kazu Nagahama

Audition Goer (uncredited)

Shintarô Takado