Safety Patrol!

Bug Hall

Scout Bozell

Lainie Kazan

Mrs. Day

Curtis Armstrong

Bert Miller

Stephanie Faracy

Mrs. Marlowe

Alex McKenna

Hannah Zapruder

Ed McMahon

Grandpa Bozell

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Weird Al

Charlene Tilton

Mrs. Zapruder

John Bennett Perry

Mr. Zapruder

Phillip Van Dyke

Kent Marlowe

John Walsh

John Walsh

Wink Martindale

Wink Martindale

Leslie Nielsen

Mr. Penn

Katsy Chappell

Mrs. Brown

Brad Grunberg

Gym Teacher

Freda Foh Shen

Mrs. Yung

John R. Fors

Mr. Bozell

Amanda Fuller

Amanda Fuller

Todd Hurst

Bender

John Kidwell

Spaulding

Kathleen Kinmont

Newsperson

Gili Lang

Red

Bruno Marcotulli

Mr. Townsend

Dean Marsico

Cash Tent Screamer

Asher Metchik

Lucky

Jonathan Roger Neal

T'Boo

Ryan O'Donohue

Coop

Marcus T. Paulk

Walt Whitman

Lisa Stahl

Viola

Shawn Weatherly

Mrs. Bozell

Kyle Thomas

Joe Lobes

J. Madison Wright

Jillie

Kurtwood Smith

Principal (uncredited)