Ted & Venus

Bud Cort

Ted Whitley

James Brolin

Max Waters

Kim Adams

Linda Turner

Carol Kane

Colette

Pamella D'Pella

Gloria

Brian Thompson

Herb

Rhea Perlman

Grace

Woody Harrelson

Homeless Vietnam Veteran

Martin Mull

Ted's Attorney

Roberta Wallach

District Attorney

Timothy Leary

Judge William H. Converse

Tricia O'Neil

Judge Katherine Notch

Tony Genaro

Bailiff

Vincent Schiavelli

Publisher

Andrea Martin

Bag Lady

Cassandra Peterson

Lisa

Tracy Reiner

Shelly

Arleen Sorkin

Marcia

Pat McCormick

Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend

Gena Rowlands

Mrs. Turner

Lady Rowlands

Linda's Grandmother

Lily Mariye

Rose

Bettye Ackerman

Poetry Award Presenter

Thomas Conroy

Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)

Shelly Werk

Nurse

Victor Talmadge

Orderly

John Blyth Barrymore

Patient #1

Rob Moran

Patient #2

Clint Allen

Patient #3

Zoe Cassavetes

Waitress with Attitude

Barbara Leary

Guest

Jacqueline Chauvin

Women's Group Head

Bridget Flaherty

Women's Group #1

Pat Ast

Women's Group #2

Grif Griffis

Women's Group #3

Philip K. Irven

Ted's Cellmate

Stefanos Miltsakakis

Prisoner #1

Craig Ng

Prisoner #2

Jim Maniaci

Prisoner #3

Mik Scriba

Prison Guard

Chad S. Taylor

Chainsaw Juggler

Christopher McMullen

Horseback Rider

Joe Paul

Wino

Jerome Coleman

Park Bench Lover

Tamara De Treaux

Park Bench Lover

Peter Koch

Cop #1

Karl Rumburg

Cop #2

Chris Paul Davis

Cop #3

Tripp Law

Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)

Norma Maldonado

Cop #5

Randolf Turrow

Beach Blanket Lover