The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

Krysta Rodriguez

Olivia St. Lapel / Maggie Zine

Andrew Ridings

Big Russ

Anna Maria Horsford

Mayor Coont

RuPaul

Hannah Contour

Michelle Visage

Self / Narrator

Peppermint

Bea Eeep

Brooke Lynn Hytes

Kitty Myua

Joshua Allan Eads

Hazel Delashes

Jan Sport

Jane McBeige

Jaymes Mansfield

Delia Von Whitewoman

Victoria "Porkchop" Parker

Bertram

Latrice Royale

The Spirit of Christmas

Carson Kressley

Kreston Carsley

Ross Mathews

Matt Rothews

David Koechner

Mr. E

Kim Petras

Self

Charo

Self

Morgan McMichaels

Lanette

Tia Shipman

Young 1997 Hannah

Emilene Bell

Young Olivia

Heidi N Closet

Gorge Intern

Gottmik

Tristan

Raven

Shopping Lady

Ian Delaney

Father

Manila Luzon

Mother

Mayhem Miller

Bus Driver

Nadya Ginsburg

Barbara Walters (voice)

Laganja Estranja

Self

Rock M. Sakura

Toymaker

Kelly Mantle

Wistful Woman

Sutton Schultz

Little Lenny

Chad Michaels

Cher

Kylie Sonique Love

Dolly Parton

Meiyee Apple Tam

Annoying Smart Girl

Paul Kreppel

Cranky Old Man

Joyce Greenleaf

Grandma

Jackson Owens

Grandson

Zack Cosby

Romantic Guy

Nick Baga

Dancing Husband #1

Montay Romero

Dancing Husband #2

Brandon Mathis

Dancing Husband #3

Mackenzie Green

Dancing Husband #4

Grant Gilmore

Dancing Husband #5

Ezra Sosa

Dancing Husband #6

Kimora Blac

Townfolk #1

Nicola Graham

Townfolk #2

Pandora Boxx

Townfolk #3

Dominique Generaux

Townsfolk #4

Bryan Carman

Townsfolk #5

Josh Cruze

Tuck-A-Hoe Townsperson (uncredited)