Deewane Huye Paagal

Akshay Kumar

Rocky Hiranandani

Shahid Kapoor

Karan

Rimi Sen

Tanya Mulchandani / Natasha

Suniel Shetty

Sanjay Malvani

Paresh Rawal

Tommy

Johnny Lever

Murugan

Om Puri

Scientist Khurana / Mehboob

Vijay Raaz

Babloo

Suresh Menon

Veerappan 'Sunny' Khurana

Supriya Pilgaonkar

Sweety Aunty

Aftab Shivdasani

Raj Sinha (Special Appearance)

Rakesh Bedi

Gullu Mulchandani

Snehal Dabi

Kutti Anna

Vivek Oberoi

Narrator (Sutradhar)